Market Price — Original Miniature Watercolor Painting

Introducing Market Price — a tiny watercolor painting of a fried egg, measuring just 14 x 16mm. The subject is humble. The craftsmanship is not. The price is $450.

This is a piece about value, perspective, and the absurdity of both. It is unreasonably small. It is unapologetically priced. It is, arguably, the most important egg you will ever own.

Hang it in your kitchen. Hang it in a gallery. Watch people squint to see it and then widen their eyes when they read the tag.

Details:

• Medium: Watercolor
• Painting size: 14 x 16mm
• One-of-a-kind original — only one exists
• Professionally framed and ready to display
• Hand-signed by the artist
• Certificate of authenticity included

Market price subject to change. Just kidding. It’s $450. Final answer.