{"product_id":"market-price-original-miniature-watercolor-painting","title":"Market Price — Original Miniature Watercolor Painting","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing \u003cem\u003eMarket Price\u003c\/em\u003e — a tiny watercolor painting of a fried egg, measuring just 14 x 16mm. The subject is humble. The craftsmanship is not. The price is $450.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a piece about value, perspective, and the absurdity of both. It is unreasonably small. It is unapologetically priced. It is, arguably, the most important egg you will ever own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang it in your kitchen. Hang it in a gallery. Watch people squint to see it and then widen their eyes when they read the tag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium: Watercolor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePainting size: 14 x 16mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-of-a-kind original — only one exists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally framed and ready to display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-signed by the artist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCertificate of authenticity included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMarket price subject to change. Just kidding. It’s $450. Final answer.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uncomfortable_Creature","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56129736442178,"sku":null,"price":450.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/2632\/1218\/files\/phonto_46.jpg?v=1788804691","url":"https:\/\/uncomfortablecreature.com\/products\/market-price-original-miniature-watercolor-painting","provider":"Uncomfortable_Creature","version":"1.0","type":"link"}